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this is way i die ty-veed - a simple response to something funny and unrelatable.
Someone: "Bro, someone crashed into a McDonalds on a toilet with wheels this morning"
Bro: "tiwid real"

Someone: "Bro, a teenager died to a heart attack after masturbating 48 times last week"
Bro: "tiwid real"
Homie: "WHO TF COUNTE-"
tiwid by mythrézia February 11, 2024
A shy but funny young girl. When you meet her if you don't know her she may be shy but she will be funny and crazy to be around not a moment you won't laugh. She is a good comforter to have when your sad.
Tiwi is a very shy girl that just moved here.
tiwi by movieexpert May 24, 2018
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twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.
Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

timidabody 

Short form for, "I take that all back for me, I take that all back for you, I take that all back for everybody!"

The word was created by the almighty Vinh!

The word is used when you don't want something to be true or you just don't like how it sounds.

It pretty much cancels whatever you want out.
For Example:

Girl: Look behind you! it's a ghost and it's going to kill you!
Boy: OHHmyyyGooOoodnesSSs Timidabody!!!

Girl: Wow... you my friend are ugly.
Boy: =( timidabody...
timidabody by vinhieDApooh December 9, 2008

tiwiliger 

The sparkle remnants in the sky after a firework. Often seen on occasions.
Hey Kevin did you see the tiwiliger on that last one.
It was sparkling and crackling at the same time.
tiwiliger by BlaineF November 28, 2005

timid squid 

a hand gesture similar to the awkward turtle, made by taking one hand, letting the fingers dangle like tentacles, and moving the hand up and down in a squid-like manner, thus indicating an awkward moment caused by someone's shyness.
Because of Kelly's quiet social awkwardness, I had to deploy the timid squid to salvage the conversation.
timid squid by Aaron Neiman January 22, 2009

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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