tiwid

this is way i die ty-veed - a simple response to something funny and unrelatable.

Someone: "Bro, someone crashed into a McDonalds on a toilet with wheels this morning"
Bro: "tiwid real"

Someone: "Bro, a teenager died to a heart attack after masturbating 48 times last week"
Bro: "tiwid real"
Homie: "WHO TF COUNTE-"

by mythrézia February 11, 2024

tiwi

A shy but funny young girl. When you meet her if you don't know her she may be shy but she will be funny and crazy to be around not a moment you won't laugh. She is a good comforter to have when your sad.

Tiwi is a very shy girl that just moved here.

by movieexpert May 24, 2018

twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

timidabody

Short form for, "I take that all back for me, I take that all back for you, I take that all back for everybody!"

The word was created by the almighty Vinh!

The word is used when you don't want something to be true or you just don't like how it sounds.

It pretty much cancels whatever you want out.

For Example:

Girl: Look behind you! it's a ghost and it's going to kill you!
Boy: OHHmyyyGooOoodnesSSs Timidabody!!!

Girl: Wow... you my friend are ugly.
Boy: =( timidabody...

by vinhieDApooh December 9, 2008

tiwiliger

The sparkle remnants in the sky after a firework. Often seen on occasions.

Hey Kevin did you see the tiwiliger on that last one.
It was sparkling and crackling at the same time.

by BlaineF November 28, 2005

timid squid

a hand gesture similar to the awkward turtle, made by taking one hand, letting the fingers dangle like tentacles, and moving the hand up and down in a squid-like manner, thus indicating an awkward moment caused by someone's shyness.

Because of Kelly's quiet social awkwardness, I had to deploy the timid squid to salvage the conversation.

by Aaron Neiman January 22, 2009

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015