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TittyAlert

Some kid who writes in funny fonts and makes fart jokes. Also they’re really good at drawing. Probably has a fart kink. But is super nice and has a cool cat named timmy. π™‚π™„π™‚π˜Όπ™‰π™π™„π˜Ύ π˜Όπ™Žπ™Ž π™π˜Όπ™π™
Bro did you see TittyAlert making another booty fart joke? It was great I peed my pants.
TittyAlert by nds.qb June 24, 2021

Tittybears 

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.
Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears
Tittybears by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

Tittyburger 

Placing one single female breast into an intergluteal cleft (butt crack) so as to resemble a hamburger.
After a hard day's work of acting on the set of his new movie, Ben Afflek arrived home and promptly asked his wife Jennifer Garner to give him a relaxing tittyburger.

TittyBurger 

Ad-Noun: Any item that is truly considered to be a blend of perfection to one's taste. A combination so wonderful to a man, as a tit and a hamburger would be.
Human: Hey Jimmy, what did you do yesterday?

Jimmy: I went bowling.

Human: How was it?

Jimmy: It was tittyburgers! I bowled a perfect game then my girlfriend gave me head!
TittyBurger by NuclearAdam December 1, 2006

tittybear 

an awesomely amazing friend with insanely large tits making it extremely fun to cuddle with sorta like a teddy bear
breanna is such a tittybear
tittybear by that one crazy ginger February 5, 2010

tittybear 

noun: the tittybear occurs in that awkward, yet totally awesome, moment when a short man is submerged into the warmth and splendour of a considerably taller woman's bosom. It is much like a motionless motorboat. It may also be used as euphemism for acts committed by Catholic paedophiles...
also verb: to tittybear
Dude, I totally saw you tittybear Martha yesterday - nice!
tittybear by littlemissmo August 20, 2011