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tittinomics 

Boob-related enterprise, especially as it relates to cover charges of a strip club. A simple 2 tits/$1 ratio.

Especially when in a recession
If there is a $10 door cover, you MUST see at least 20 titties (or 10 pairs) before you are obligated to tip any other stripper (and perhaps bartender and/or waitresses). This is basic tittinomics.
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Tittienoped

tittienoped is when a guy finds out when a girl stuffs her bra
Dude i totally just got tittienoped from Jenna last Night, I was so bummed out.
A guy who jokes about having a small dick while in fact its HUGE
Damn look at Titiano he's huge
Titiano by Dingetje December 24, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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