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tittinomics 

Boob-related enterprise, especially as it relates to cover charges of a strip club. A simple 2 tits/$1 ratio.

Especially when in a recession
If there is a $10 door cover, you MUST see at least 20 titties (or 10 pairs) before you are obligated to tip any other stripper (and perhaps bartender and/or waitresses). This is basic tittinomics.
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Tittienoped

tittienoped is when a guy finds out when a girl stuffs her bra
Dude i totally just got tittienoped from Jenna last Night, I was so bummed out.
A guy who jokes about having a small dick while in fact its HUGE
Damn look at Titiano he's huge
Titiano by Dingetje December 24, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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