Generally meaning a man who has genital herpes. This person also thrives on spreading his sexually transmitted disease to unsuspecting girls. If you see him, run!
the worst teacher in the world, never grades stuff on time, but is usually the favorite teacher of all students. hates kent because she thinks he's gay.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.