tini tinis

A miniature martini, meant to be drunk in excess. Common drink among college-aged females who are sick of Cosmopolitans and Mojitos. Exagerration of how many one drank is encouraged.

Oh my god, Kristen, I totally had like 500 tini tinis last night. Where's the freakin' breakfast pizza? Oh my god, I HATE the dining hall.

by Elizabeth LB December 12, 2006

Screaming Tini

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.

Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...

by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

bro-tini

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.

I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.

by KidA RIP November 21, 2009

Thanks-tini

A cocktail consisting of cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. It is meant to "taste just like a turkey dinner" in a nice, refreshing drink.

Barney: "Hey try this Thanks-tini, it is legendary."
Marshall: "Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth."

by MuscleBooty January 9, 2012

tosh tini

As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini

I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.

by big tosh tini breh January 10, 2011

tuna tini

Coined by Nick Kroll as a martini made from a can of tuna fish and a splash of vodka. However, it is actually the taste of a severely drunk girl when you go down on her.

I'll have that tuna tini with water not oil because later tonight my girl is going to be wet enough for the both of us.

by Senor Giggle February 21, 2011

Tini

Gang of deuschs from medford, WI that are in an age group from 20 to 25, who go out to high school parties and bang 15 years, smoke space daily, drive early 200 model cars with shitty aftermarket and stickers on them, and and are hated by everyone. They have a group in Illinois also, and they have nicknames with tini in it.

Ey Curtin Tini, whatcha doin tonite
Gonna bang me a ripe 15 year old and say im gonna fight highschoolers but puss out

by StanGajewski September 22, 2012