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Screaming Tini 

Derogatory term used for someone that is being extra loud and argumentative for little to no reason.
Ronald: Martini please.
Bartender: Sure thing, coming right up.
Ronald: I SAID NOW! WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT I WANT IT NOW!
Innocent Bystander: Wow, he is being a real screaming tini...
Screaming Tini by Pot sticks March 3, 2021

bro-tini 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage that consists of one cup of Natural Light or Keystone Light beer with a shot of Banker's Club vodka mixed in. It is usually served in a Solo cup but any plastic cup is adequate. The drink is typically garnished with a cigarette bud or the bone of a chicken wing.
I was at the Phi Sigma Alpha kegger last night and wanted to get f*cked up. I told my bro I didn't want to take straight shots so he made me a bro-tini that was off the chain.
bro-tini by KidA RIP November 21, 2009

Thanks-tini 

A cocktail consisting of cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. It is meant to "taste just like a turkey dinner" in a nice, refreshing drink.
Barney: "Hey try this Thanks-tini, it is legendary."
Marshall: "Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth."
Thanks-tini by MuscleBooty January 9, 2012

tosh tini 

As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini
I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.
tosh tini by big tosh tini breh January 10, 2011

tuna tini 

Coined by Nick Kroll as a martini made from a can of tuna fish and a splash of vodka. However, it is actually the taste of a severely drunk girl when you go down on her.
I'll have that tuna tini with water not oil because later tonight my girl is going to be wet enough for the both of us.
tuna tini by Senor Giggle February 21, 2011
Gang of deuschs from medford, WI that are in an age group from 20 to 25, who go out to high school parties and bang 15 years, smoke space daily, drive early 200 model cars with shitty aftermarket and stickers on them, and and are hated by everyone. They have a group in Illinois also, and they have nicknames with tini in it.
Ey Curtin Tini, whatcha doin tonite
Gonna bang me a ripe 15 year old and say im gonna fight highschoolers but puss out
Tini by StanGajewski September 22, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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