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Tinker Balls 

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag
"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer
Tinker Balls by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

tinkerballs 

When an afro-american stripper whom has felt your package tells your friends you have small balls.
Dave has tinkerballs.
the stripper mentioned to us that our freind has tinkerballs
tinkerballs by ericericboberic December 10, 2006

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick 

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.
BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026