timiming 

when a man named dave makes a slightly homophobic joke, before his daughter planned to come out to him.

"Damn dave!"
"What?"
"That was rly bad timiming!"
"yeah i know. i cant believe Susan was going to come out that night!"

timiming by quirkiestturkeys May 15, 2022

timiming 

when a man called dave coincidentally makes a slightly homophobic joke right before his daughter comes out.

"damn dave! that was bad timiming!"
"yeah i know. i cant believe suzie was going to come out!"
you mut feel bad lol"

timiming by quirkiestturkeys May 15, 2022

Timming 

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

Timming by TimIsSuchASpaz April 13, 2017

Timming 

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

Timming by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019

timming 

Trying really hard to figure something out, but getting bogged down in the tiniest of details or similar, but irrelevant ideas. Usually results in going down a rabbit hole and confusing the individual trying to figure that something out.

John tried to figure out the answer to 4+4, but ended up timming so hard when he started theorizing how numbers and equations were created. John ended up confused and never figured out the answer to 4+4 because he timmed so hard.

timming by TimmyJams August 10, 2017

Timming 

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.

He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.

Timming by FATFFAT17 September 15, 2017

timming 

Cheating on schoolwork, such as copying homework or tests, in a blatant, sly, or devious manner. esp. cheating in a manner similar to Timmy O.

Andrew is timming on the huge chem test.

timming by J Gabe May 24, 2007