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GIVE ME TIMF!!
TIMF by joeshcneckie October 18, 2008
Taste it motherfucker.

Not some guy Tim with the last name starting with F.
After you beat someone at a game you tell them timf.
timf by Jesuswtf January 31, 2004

Timfoolery

The act of Tims performing minor inconsequential transgressions for comic effect.
The naughty timfoolery on Wikipedia is causing quite a bit of trouble.
Timfoolery by nog642 August 20, 2017

timfmbiisamshaabsooo

For all those desperate times in your life when you steal your girlfriend's phone and and don't know how to apologize so you end up belting out the words: "this is my fault, my bad, if I said a million sorrys, how about a billion sorrys? Ooo"
EJ just had to timfmbiisamshaabsooo when he came into possesion of Nini's phone and deleting Ricky's voicemail.

Timfluenza 

An illness spread by someone named Timmy.
He gave me Timfluenza!
Timfluenza by AMR707 October 4, 2011

Timfrastructure 

Third generation ownerships inept, naive way of running a business. No more than one of anything is needed. Expect employee loyalty from the few overworked, never appreciated "survivors" that remain. Never proactive, always reactive.
We are alloted one employee in the shipping department in our current Timfrastructure. When that person is not at work nothing ships. When nothing ships, no money is made.
Timfrastructure by heynow_1 August 16, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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