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time to salute the little soldier 

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.
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