Mythical beast known only to those born without wisdom teeth. Possesses extraordinary powers of the groin, thrusting sexualmagic throughout the great forest, and in turn, instigating the mating rituals of double-assed piglets indigenous to the nether regions of the Pubelands.
I was born with no wisdom teeth and this one time I was hiking through the great forest and i saw this tigercow thrusting magic to and fro, then all these double-assed pigs started doin' it.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!