Town located in central County Tipperary. Population of 8000. No tourist atractions or anything of remote interest save Semple Stadium. A Mecca for Knackers (who we call La La's when their around). A good place to get a beating on a Friday/Saturday night. A town of great, friendly people (except for the Knackers/Plastic Knackers who cause 99% of fights along with participating in 99% of thieving).
You know it's Summer when the flies and knackers (with shirts of and pigeon type walking)are around in abundance.
A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishyblood and poo).
“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “trueinnit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle with year sevens than go there”