Town located in central County Tipperary. Population of 8000. No tourist atractions or anything of remote interest save Semple Stadium. A Mecca for Knackers (who we call La La's when their around). A good place to get a beating on a Friday/Saturday night. A town of great, friendly people (except for the Knackers/Plastic Knackers who cause 99% of fights along with participating in 99% of thieving).
You know it's Summer when the flies and knackers (with shirts of and pigeon type walking)are around in abundance.
A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishy blood and poo).
“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “true innit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle withyear sevens than go there”