throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018

throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

“Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

throttle the vicar by rostropr0nbitch December 18, 2018