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When you beat the living fuck outta someone . Said in a goblin like voice.
You've been thronkled
thronkle by Dr. Thronkles II May 17, 2022
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the throngler 

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction
the throngler by fallengard March 3, 2022

Thronker 

An incredible long range goal in football. Similar to a screamer. Started by BBC's Dan Walker.
Steven Gerrard scores a thronker against West Ham!
Thronker by Lukendo October 25, 2011

throngler 

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle
throngler by M0RAY April 23, 2023

throngled 

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.
"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."
throngled by serialthrongler January 7, 2016

Throngled 

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
He could not move after being viciously throngled

thronked 

Noun - To die from a lack of heals while tanking a tough mob.

Alt - Thronk-heal
Thronk : No heals again!
Janguinia : Sounds like someone got Thronked!

Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
You yell "HEAL PLZ"
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
You die
Shadeloom : Spike damage!
Gorek : LOL You got Thronked, son.
thronked by Kaer May 23, 2006
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