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the throngler 

A powerful blade, feared by all. The Throngler is a might blade, forged from the strongest throngonium that the universe could supply. Those unfortunate enough to be on the reciving end of The Throngler become throngled, a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
Dark King Grûtmore's Edge of Annihilation implies other Dark Kings with other Edges of Annihilation, but there is only one way to get throngled.

the throngler is a weapon of mass destruction
the throngler by fallengard March 3, 2022

Thronker 

An incredible long range goal in football. Similar to a screamer. Started by BBC's Dan Walker.
Steven Gerrard scores a thronker against West Ham!
Thronker by Lukendo October 25, 2011

throngler 

A being of immense power that possesses the ability to throngle
throngler by M0RAY April 23, 2023

throngled 

The act of chocking or strangling using a large phallic object of some sort.
"We were getting dirty last night and he throngled me because 'I wouldn't shut the fucking up.' My throat is still scarred..."
throngled by serialthrongler January 7, 2016

Throngled 

a state of being in intense pain, and completely paralyzed.
He could not move after being viciously throngled

thronked 

Noun - To die from a lack of heals while tanking a tough mob.

Alt - Thronk-heal
Thronk : No heals again!
Janguinia : Sounds like someone got Thronked!

Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
You yell "HEAL PLZ"
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
Mob hits you for 100
You die
Shadeloom : Spike damage!
Gorek : LOL You got Thronked, son.
thronked by Kaer May 23, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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