poo'd

When you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. This occurs most often by mail.

1. You get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of poop. You've been poo'd.
2. You open your sock drawer and there is a turd on top of your beloved tube socks. You've been poo'd.
3. You get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. You've been poo'd.

by YouHaveBeenBad.com September 4, 2013

poo d'etat

When ones bowels suddenly revolt and overthrow the status quo of unsoiled pants.

Oh man, you better pull over here! I think that shrimp at Cap'n D's was bad and I'm about to have a poo d'etat in my pants.

by m.c. phatback December 18, 2009

Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.

1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.

by Morphevs April 13, 2008

Poo'd a cube

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.

John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...

by MadManc78 February 8, 2010

poo'd your nappy

term used to describe someone who has over reacted or got into a mood for no reason, always effective especially to those called james

J- why dont you shut up you cock nose
O- what have you poo'd your nappy or something??
J- (no reply due to crying)

by lloydy B December 1, 2006

poo-poo'd

Wasted, drunk, intoxicated

Warren Maurer got so poo-poo'd last night.

by Robert Peters November 30, 2007

c.o.poo.d

A chronic lung condition caused by smelling someone’s honking poo.

~Walks into a public toilet where someone’s slipped out a stinky brown caca.~
*coughs and coughs*
“Holy moly that stench has given me C.O.Poo.D”

by Mr_flower March 25, 2019