Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.
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Nickname for 'Game of Thrones' fans, an HBO show based on the epic fantasy A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.
I never in the world thought I would ever watch a Game of Thrones episode. But I did... and now I've been hooked for two years. Its like smoking a Middle Earth crackpipe! I'm so addicted to this show... I can now say I am a true Throne-ite!
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To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.
"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"
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An HBO show based on George R. R. Martin's books. The show's got a great deal of politics, royal intrigues, incest, murder, warfare, violence and sex. Mediæval genre and features lots of swordplay and riding horses. And a lot of violence and sex. Did I mention the sex? And drinking and a dwarf with an obsession with whoring.
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Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.
Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.
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"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."
"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"
"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."
"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"
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