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A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.
1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.

2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.

3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.
by the sheen machine February 26, 2009
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