thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs

Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha

thomas robertson by taidhg bai September 7, 2021

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Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

Thomas roberts by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

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Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

Thomas roberts by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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