I just love Christmas! I also enjoy the candy out of my stocking (Replacement word for 'enormously large sock') and sitting in front of our Christmas tree (Replacement word for 'dead pine tree')!
by PartofAFandomFamily July 13, 2014
Christmas is just another day.
by not found [Error 404] June 20, 2010
1. Annual commercial carnival which celebrates the birth of the Shopping Centre, usually lasting about 4 fucking months and starting earlier every year, Christmas 2005 is expected to start in August.
2. Festive period when everybody seems to go absolutely crazy, small children lose the ability to keeps their mouths shut and normally quiet individuals turn into shopping obsessed morons.
3. Time of the year in which we are supposed to rejoice in the goodness of life and forgive our fellows for their transgressions.
2. Festive period when everybody seems to go absolutely crazy, small children lose the ability to keeps their mouths shut and normally quiet individuals turn into shopping obsessed morons.
3. Time of the year in which we are supposed to rejoice in the goodness of life and forgive our fellows for their transgressions.
1. Girl - "It'll be Christmas again soon you know."
Guy - "Fuck off will you its only fucking August!"
2. Kid - "Daddy, daddy, daddy please buy me this for Christmas!"
Father - "Gibber, Gibber, dribble dribble "
3. Annoyingly happy bastard - "Merry Christmas!"
Normal person - "Piss off, fucktard!"
Guy - "Fuck off will you its only fucking August!"
2. Kid - "Daddy, daddy, daddy please buy me this for Christmas!"
Father - "Gibber, Gibber, dribble dribble "
3. Annoyingly happy bastard - "Merry Christmas!"
Normal person - "Piss off, fucktard!"
by Lykan December 8, 2004
Originally celebrated the birth of Christ. Now a time for little kids and the like to get overexcited about the arrival of a magical, bearded fat man who shimmies down their chimney to toss a bunch of presents under a big, green tree full of pine needles that otherwise wouldn't be allowed as a centerpiece for the living room.
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by Realgoodone December 17, 2011
A holiday that is SUPPOSED to celebrate the birth of Christ, but now has a new meaning to buy overpriced shit such as action figures, lego, toy cars, video games and machines, computers, stuffed toys, that shiny diamond in the window for your lover, a new dog or bird for a nice christmas dinner, a bag of of shit labeled "Chocolate" and other candy, mp3 players, CD's, movies, handguns, rifles, talking toys that have sexual messages to touch children, decorations, TVs, VCR's, DVD players, furniture, kitchen utensils, lamps, books, pornography, sex toys, satellite dishes, disney movies with sick messages and images, sledge hammers, landmines, robots... I think you get the idea now, eh?
by Longjohns September 28, 2005
The day selected to commemorate the birth of a Jewish hippie who decided to blow off carpentry to go fishing for the rest of his life, then got nailed to a tree for his lack of a Protestant work ethic.
by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014
(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
by Jerrodimus Prime December 17, 2004