Definitions by Longjohns

Cuntitious 

Acting or behaving similarly as a cunt would in any given situation.

-"That bitch is cuntitious!"
-"The portfolio you submitted was pristine, but the manner in which you presented it seemed a bit cuntitious for my likings."

Cuntitious by LongJohns April 29, 2015

new year's day 

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.

Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.

new year's day by Longjohns January 1, 2006

Christmas 

A holiday that is SUPPOSED to celebrate the birth of Christ, but now has a new meaning to buy overpriced shit such as action figures, lego, toy cars, video games and machines, computers, stuffed toys, that shiny diamond in the window for your lover, a new dog or bird for a nice christmas dinner, a bag of of shit labeled "Chocolate" and other candy, mp3 players, CD's, movies, handguns, rifles, talking toys that have sexual messages to touch children, decorations, TVs, VCR's, DVD players, furniture, kitchen utensils, lamps, books, pornography, sex toys, satellite dishes, disney movies with sick messages and images, sledge hammers, landmines, robots... I think you get the idea now, eh?

Christmas is a time of giving to me, screw everyone else!

Christmas by Longjohns October 1, 2005