When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”
by louisun_ February 12, 2022
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When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham
my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
by Mmmeggglee September 23, 2020
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The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Christian's Side Look is very noticable, its embarrasing.
by fendee November 13, 2020
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Something every Somali says just to be annoying
You: How does it feel to be rich?
Somali: Side eye
by epicgamerbruh1234 February 13, 2023
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Giving somebody a side eye and actually starting a fight with somebody are two different things.
The guy/girl could give somebody a side eye all day long and still nothing happens, so there isn't much point in saying I'll do this if this person does that if nothing has happened yet. It's just another person trying to get a reaction out of somebody, the same way they do when they call somebody a name other than their first name.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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When a female with a “boyfriend” is feeling/attracted to another male and wants to agree with them without feeling like they are cheating
guy : i am so hot
girl : side eye.. ;)
by urfavguy September 20, 2023
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