thirsty boi 

A cold beer for the bois.

It's 9 am so we left to go buy some thirsty bois because we're alcoholics.

thirsty boi by Thirsty boi September 14, 2017

thirstyboy

A nerdy, likely virgin male, often found in a Twitch chatroom, giving compliments and donating large sums of money to attractive female streamers (or in some case male streamers) in hopes that the streamer will acknowledge them out of excitement, since this is the only sort of remotely sexual or even friendly interaction they are capable of receiving in their unfortunate lives.

Alpha Male 1: "Did you see some thirstyboy donated $5000 to Kaceytron?"
Alpha Male 2: "Yeah she makes a pretty good living off those thirstyboys' donations."

thirstyboy by whitegoose May 30, 2014