thickety thick

A girl with extra thickness, (meaning a more filled out buttox, thighs, waist, and legs). she is not fat, but has more than a little something extra to her. she takes thickness to a new extreme, borderline pudgy.

there are several kinds of thickety thickness:

exhibit A: the "i'm just a lazy piece of shit so i dont want to work out" kind of thick

exhibit B: the "i have a boyfriend so i can eat whatever i want now and play mad sex games so it doesnt matter what i look like" kind of thick

exhibit c: the "I drink way too much beer and am a loser so i dont want to work out" kind of thick

exhibit D: the "i want to be a video vixen and be on the cover of a mixtape called Matrezz Muziic so i want to be thick" kind of thick

and finally, exhibit E: the AU NATURAL THICK GURL. can be found on your local street corner

... oh shit that girl's THICKETY THICK.

guy 1- daaang look at dat azzz... she is so THIIICKK.
guy 2- naw dude she is more than dat, that girl is THICKETY THICK.

by videovixen69 February 21, 2011

Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.

by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

Thickey

A hickey on the thigh.

That ho had an enormous thickey! How dare she wear daizy dukes with a thickey like that?

by joedaddy28 May 19, 2013

Taint Thicket

The collection of hair in the taint area located between the anus and the genitals.

I was disturbed to see a man at my gym with his leg raised on the sink blow drying his taint thicket.

by Rod Timuquana March 6, 2021

Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.

"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.

by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011

thicket

A supreme scrub or person who demonstrates a excessive amount of scrubbyness. Typically a person who is not majestic in any way. However, not all scrubs are thickets, as scrubs can be fabulous.

Spencer was being such a thicket today.

by MiserableScrub March 18, 2015