theyvianism

theyvianism is a variant of the incurable illness thayvianism, where a thayvian identifies with the pronouns they and them. theyvians love to reframe their entire lives to look like victims of the world. although thayvians worship and kiss mommy and daddy’s asses, the same cannot be said about their theyvian peers. for them, dad left to get milk when they were 4 and mom is public enemy #1, so they cope by removing themselves from the gender binary. they walk down the halls thinking their style is eating up the crowd, but the blue hair and purple eyeliner isn’t fooling anyone. if anyone so much as questions their gender identity or bullshit of that sort, they get insanely offended and get on all fours as they bark to their defense. theyvians choose the depressed life and get off on ensuring every detail of their life is pure tragedy.

theyvian: i bought a dildo to glue on my pussy or fuck my ass with depending on if i’m a boy or a girl.

normal person: wtf dude, you reek of theyvianism you weirdo.
theyvian: did you just call me dude?! why are you assuming my gender?!!!
normal person: that bulge in ur pants speaks for itself, or should i say themself.

theyvian: *gets on all fours and barks to its defense*

by permanent definitions October 18, 2024

thayvianism

the ideology that homework is the most important thing in the world and that weed is so dangerous and that everyone should be a goodie-2-shoes. Thayvians are judgy bitches that make a big deal about everything and exaggerate just to look like a victim. They also lose their sleep by watching anime for hours instead of losing their sleep doing something actually interesting. they laugh hysterically at the dumbest shit in the world by hyperventilating and banging the table.

thayvian: hey i cant wait to go home and to homework

normal person: do whatever u want but I graduated from thayvianism a long time ago nerd.
thayvian: *laughs hysterically and bangs the table*

by permanent definitions March 2, 2023