thewis

Thewis, a unique name that describes a beautiful, handsome boy full of love and life. His bright personality blows you away every time you interact with him. His contagious laugh and smile fills the room. You instantly feel safe and comfortable when your around him. But be aware because he does have a cheeky side, you know he’s up to no good when he has a big ass smirk on his face. He doesn’t let anyone mess with his family or friends. Don’t piss off a Thewis, they’re smarter than you.

“Thewis’s Energy is wild and I love it”

“He’s such a chill guy”
“Don’t fuck with him though”

thewis by L1ll1e1234 November 23, 2021

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

polar theism by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

agnostic theist

A person who believes in the existence of God but could not prove the existence of God or even be proved of the existence of God. May not even claim to know the properties of the God such as what it does or it's appearance or what this creator is composed of or originated from. Doesn't know about God but believes in a God just by choosing to but usually rejects known religion as proof of God.

Joe bloggs is an Agnostic theist

agnostic theist by urbanunknown July 5, 2014

thesisitis 

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.

Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.

thesisitis by FY procrastination May 2, 2011

David Thewlis 

A brilliant, hott, talented, way underrated actor from England. His more recent/known roles include:

Harry Potter 3 - Remus Lupin
Kingdom of Heaven - Hospitaler
The Omen 666 - Keith Jennings
Naked - Johnny

"Have you heard of David Thewlis?"
"Yeahh, he's that guy who gets his head cut off in The Omen"

David Thewlis by Anne Nonymous November 11, 2008

Thesis Guilt 

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

Thesis Guilt by NicTail September 26, 2011