Urban Dictionary: Definitions by L-sos

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

Brocus Pocus by L-sos October 26, 2008

a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.

"That bro has a manaconda."

manaconda by L-sos December 9, 2007

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

toilet cake by L-sos December 9, 2007

a very visual description of a cat's asshole.

"your cat can sit on my lap, but he better have a clean balloon knot"

Balloon Knot by L-sos December 9, 2007

the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."

thermometer by L-sos December 9, 2007