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Thermo Flask 

A weapon that is used by vsco girl wannabes who post TikToks every day and can only afford a Thermo Flask. They get so aggravated when they realize there's a dent on the water bottle, even though there was probably already a dent on it when they got their Thermo Flask at Five Below. Sometimes, they even pretend their Thermo Flask is a Hydro Flask, which is honestly no better.
Vsco Wannabe: "Check out my new Hydro Flask," *Hides the Thermo Flask label*
Vsco Girl: "Isn't that a Thermo Flask?"
Vsco Wannabe: "Shutthefuckup it's Hydro Flask!" *Whacks the girl in the face with her Thermo Flask*
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Thermoblaster by iwasthere September 27, 2019

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A synthetic polymer material that becomes more pliable at certain elevated temperatures and hardens when cooled.
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thermoplastic by Ruth Lewandowski January 29, 2023