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Teentool 

A male teenager with serious behavioural problems, primarily being a tool or wanker.

The Teentool is easily recognisable by its apparal. Usually a track or shell suit, the trousers of which are tucked into the socks; a baseball cap worn at a jaunty angle and either bling or tat's or both.

The Teentool's habitats are shopping arcades and magistrates courts.

The teentool's language is very complex and is broadly unintelligable except for the expletives which are peppered throughtout any given period of noise making.

The Teentool has a variety of modes of transport, apart from running, these include BMX style bicycles, small trail bikes or small old cars which have been pimped beyond recognition.

I have struck him from my Christmas list as he has become such a Teentool. I saw him outside the Magistrates court yesterday, gurning like a safari park chimp.
Teentool by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009
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theretromacnerd 

A kid that likes Apple but has an Android fone
But is a nice guy lol @TheRetroMacNerd
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TheRetroMacNerd:Why Not;)

Thereuntoforth 

Word ideally used when you and the particulars (of Arab descent) attempt to incriminate a scallywag in a court of law by sounding overly intellectual
Thereuntoforth you shall be unincorporated from the plain of existence
there. were. not.

#brendan
haha well therent many good options without chocolate.
Therent by Cool kats-L$J February 27, 2022
A word combining "therefore" and "nor", used to show that a negative event applies sequentially to another event. Essentially a shorthand for “therefore, neither.”
"We did not win the semi-finals therenor the finals." (equivalent to: "We did not win the semi-finals; therefore, we did not win the finals" or "We did not win the semi-finals, nor did we win the finals.")
therenor by Jim Philip January 6, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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