Therapiss

v.i. to maliciously urinate on the property, likeness, or other representation of an individual or organization as catharsis

Dude 1: Aren't you upset that Taylor cheated on you?

Dude 2: Nah, man, I'm over it. I therapissed all over her car.

by sglmsp January 19, 2010

therapist friend

The friend of a friend group that let's people vent to them but no one ever listens to the therapist friend.

Sarah let's me talk about my problems to her. She's definitely the therapist friend.

by Sable135 September 15, 2021

wardrobe therapist

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

by ayyfron August 6, 2010

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

Respiratory therapist

a health care worker that helps people with breathing problems

If you can't breath, you should go see a Respiratory Therapist!!

by JennOwens August 11, 2008

Therapist

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

I'll take the rapist for 500

by Chase C June 6, 2005

Therapist

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.

People come to me with their problems thinking I'm a therapist, nah bitch I'm the rapist.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021