thelittleoptimist 

A certified Lebanese babe with an absolute UNIT of a heart. He can be spotted on sun-shiny days prowlin’ the grid and crop-dusting haters in his rollerblades and semi-short shorts. As a master of many skills, this individual can capture stunning photographs, fix your shitty attitude with a song AND let you finish first (in a game of Apex Legends — bonk!).

“You seem to be in a much better mood! That’s great! What happened?”
“I got crop-dusted by thelittleoptimist and managed to capture some of it in a jar! I’m finna call up my girl Leslie and make a quick $2,000 off the sale. Life is good!”

thelittleoptimist by DefinitelyNotYogsyy May 16, 2022

thelittleoptimist 

A certified Lebanese babe with an absolute UNIT of a heart. He can be spotted on sun-shiny days prowlin’ the grid and crop-dusting haters in his rollerblades and semi-short shorts. As a master of many skills, this individual can capture stunning photographs, fix your shitty attitude with a song AND let you finish first (in a game of Apex Legends — bonk!).

“You seem to be in a much better mood! That’s great! What happened?”
“I got crop-dusted by thelittleoptimist and managed to capture some of it in a jar! I’m finna call up my girl Leslie and make a quick $2,000 off the sale. Life is good!”

thelittleoptimist by DefinitelyNotYogsyy May 16, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008