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Theia is the name for a Phillipino, incredible, amazing, lustiful figured, gentle, halarious but also dirty minded human being. She studies hard and plays hard and is naturally good at everything. She will be your best bud, unless you dislike Harry Potter, then she will hate you. She is a boss at art and pro at sport. Her interests include shanking, planking, wanking, thanking and tanking. She gets high on permanent marker and deals drugs in the ghetto. She is a muggle but a wizard at heart and eats magic crackers. She won a hot dog eating competition 7 years in a row. Although, she enjoys malesting children in her lower basement. Other than that, shes a good person I would trust her with anything ;)
Omg, if I saw that Phillopina Theia again, I would easily take her back to my place and offer her some milkshakes. DAYUM!
Theia by Que veux tu November 17, 2011
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the most stupid girl to ever live she tinks shes a queen shes a doof.she likes boys who hate her
oh my god shes such a theia
Theia by bryan melts November 10, 2020
a person who is annoying as heck but super smart so you either love her or hate her
"OMG is that theia?" "yes do you love her or hate her?"
theia by anonymous April 5, 2022
A Mars sized planet that collided with Earth, forming the Moon.
A Mars sized planet named Theia collided with Earth and formed the Moon.
Theia by Spacelover123 September 15, 2026

Theia Mania 

Theia mania is a term used by Plato, and Plato's main protagonist Socrates to describe a condition of Divine Madness; or literally madness from God

Love at first sight is a common trope in Western literature, in which a person, character, or speaker feels romantic attraction for a stranger on the first sight of them. Elaborated upon by poets and critics from the Greek world on, it has become one of the most powerful tropes in Western fiction. It is also considered "The most powerful type of Love"
Meeting someone for the first time and feeling deeply attracted to them. To the point of distraction they are in your thoughts constantly.

Wow I cant get (Insert Name) off my mind I think of her constantly. This must be Theia Mania, Divine Madness of The Gods.
Theia Mania by M A Y H E M November 19, 2010

Theia Mania 

Love at first sight is a common trope in Western literature, in which a person, character, or speaker feels romantic attraction for a stranger on the first sight of them. Elaborated upon by poets and critics from the Greek world on, it has become one of the most powerful tropes in Western fiction. It is also considered "The most powerful type of Love"

"Basis in psychology
Research has shown two bases for love at first sight. The first is that the attractiveness of a person can be very quickly determined, with the average time in one study being 0.13 seconds. The second is that the first few minutes of a relationship have shown to be predictive of the relationship's future success, more so than what two people have in common or whether they like each other."

when anyone ... is fortunate enough to meet someone, they become so intoxicated with affection, and with love, that they constantly think of that person

Also referred to as Divine Madness.
Meeting someone for the first time and feeling deeply attracted to them. To the point of distraction they are in your thoughts constantly.

Wow I cant get (Insert Name) off my mind I think of her constantly. This must be Theia Mania, Divine Madness of The Gods.
Theia Mania by M A Y H E M November 19, 2010
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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