the wessels 

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

the wessels by KCTJ July 30, 2008

The weasels 

A very serious disease in which you get infested with weasels.

"I hear that Darby got the weasels yesterday..."
"Atleast its not Herpes!

The weasels by kaykaykaykaykaykay January 15, 2011

The weasels 

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.

Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels

The weasels by Doomboon October 22, 2013

The Austin Wesselhoff 

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

The Austin Wesselhoff by ACT class June 5, 2011