the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

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beaten with the ugly stick

to be extremely ugly. sort of short for "god sure beat her with the ugly stick!!"

Man, Pug didn't just get beaten with the ugly stick, she got pummelled.

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One who has lost the fantasy football championship!

The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

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A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.

I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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