The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.

“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “

The termite by Moony75 March 17, 2022

termies in the hoon lounge 

A phrase created by media-personality and Barstool Sports foreign correspondent ‘The Wonton Don’ (or ‘Donnie’). The term is used in reference to proper Chinese airport etiquette. In which you purchase within the Chinese airport, both your 2$ ‘terminal sodas’ or ‘termies’ (beer or 啤酒) and 10$ a multi-pack of 8mg ‘hoons’ (cigarettes or 香烟). You then take both items to the ‘hoon lounge’ (designated smoking spot within airport) and if combined properly, result in a memorable pre-flight experience.

Donnie is known to crush Termies in the Hoon Lounge of his Shanghai airport.

“5mg are for pussies, 10mg are for sociopaths.”

termies in the hoon lounge by Mega_Mariner December 27, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016