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The Tarantula 

The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.

to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.

also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish
Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.
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the tarantula 

To open the hand and wiggle the fingers around during fisting.
She giggled with glee when he snuck her the tarantula.
the tarantula by aquaman September 28, 2004

The Flaming Tarantula

The act of a woman pegging a man for the very first time and with no lubrication
Josh: hey man whats wrong?
Bryan: its nothing, its just my girlfriend did the flaming tarantula by surprise

Josh: wait really?!?!?
Bryan: yep...................in the butt
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026