The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017

The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017

The squid is on the lid

When the squid is on the lid, the secret is safe.

Don’t tell Daniel about Luisa being in love with him, the squid is on the lid.

by Dlindh March 27, 2019

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

The Squid Game

A netflix show released in 2021
Plot: Hundreds of people with financial difficulties accept a strange invitation to a survival game. A millionaire prize awaits them, but the people that have done the game are playing too. Playing with the contestants lives.

Example:
+Have you watched The Squid Game?
-No, i still don't have time.

by moonyaa October 1, 2021

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008