The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 8, 2005

The bloody spunker has has another victim, that's the 3rd boyfriend in 6 months.

by Incy78 February 25, 2020

"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

Jarryd (whips out his spunker)
Gerald - Jesus Jarryd that's a big spunker

by Harrydon September 12, 2022

by LilB5 January 9, 2018