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the spinning orb 

it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.
G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'
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