the salt
Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
the salt by wheeler high November 19, 2007
Words you can keep
The "Salt Flats"
The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
The "Salt Flats" by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011
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The Salt Lake Sneak Attack
(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)
Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"
The Salt Lake Sneak Attack by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008
The salt shaker
Shazza shook the salt shaker vigourously to dispense salt on her tongue before she swallowed Damos schlong
The salt shaker by Oh honey no May 11, 2019
The salt shaker
Brian P received head for the first time and it felt so good, he nutted all over her and then shaked her to create the salt shaker
The salt shaker by Iwillpredictpeople72937 February 2, 2021
the salt shaker
“how was the sex last night?”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
“oh it was great, and surprised her by finishing off with the salt shaker”
the salt shaker by ratatouille p*rn April 12, 2021
The salt bae
The salt bae by KICIA 666 April 6, 2022
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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