The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.

The SAC Method saved my kids!

The SAC Method by Phillip S December 24, 2008

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Tom from the Sac

Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.

Takes his pants off when he senses danger.

Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a time.

If you know him, you’re lucky.

Who’s that sexy, hairy man?

Oh, that’s just Tom from the Sac. He’s a big deal, just ask him.

Tom from the Sac by Not the Rams QB November 10, 2022

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tongue the sac

Same as lick my balls

Teacher said stay after class because i was rude i said tongue the sack

tongue the sac by r1 cuntjunky July 30, 2016

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Party in the Sac

When neighbors and friends get together to consume mass quantities of alcohol and grill out in their cul-de-sac.

Hi barb, What are you up to this weekend?
A party in the sac.

Roger’s a lucky man.

It’s gonna be everyone in the neighborhood.

Barb, you’re so naughty!

Party in the Sac by Kristy Bag O’Donuts June 21, 2020

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