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The Rewrap 

When you're just not feeling the condom you've got on. You call a timeout mid-thrust and bring in the substitute condom off the bench. A "money-making" move that was unprecedented until late 2009.
"I pulled The Rewrap last night... now I need new sheets"
The Rewrap by The Big Sreaze February 6, 2010

The Rowland 

When someone stays at home all summer and alternates between playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to Grandma Porn.
Tom was performing The Rowland to get out of hanging with his friends.
The Rowland by HissingMeat December 17, 2010

The Rowanda 

Having sex with at 10 or more massacred black people while they are sprawled out in the missionary position.
Did you hear Chester got arrested in Africa for initiating and attempting "The Rowanda?"

Holy crap man what a sick fuck, I thought he was only into homonecropedopyrobestiality, but wow!
The Rowanda by DRP_400 April 23, 2009

Rowan the nonce

Rowan is a man who bloody loves little kids, he lures them to his sex dungeon with a Flash of his wallet. Rowan also lives on a farm and fucks his mates younger sister.
“Rowan the nonce is coming over?! Hide your little sister quick!”
Rowan the nonce by Hugh Morrison October 28, 2019

Jake Rowan and the Disease 

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.
Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.