The Rosebud 

The Rosebud is a stealthy maneuver preformed in a ninja like fashion. As you approach your target you turn your hand into a thumbs-up formation and deploy with the tip of the thumb thrusting towards the anus while simultaneously yelling Rosebud.

Hey Rick, the funniest thing happened yesterday. I was at the supermarket and the wife sent me back to grab something she forgot and as I caught up she was at the other end of the aisle bent right over looking shelf and give her the Rosebud. I yelled Rosebud so fucking loud and she screamed just as loud. Then moments later I heard Rosebud yelled out from a few aisles over followed by a spine tingling scream, then a man's voice says " oh fuck, I thought you were my wife."

The Rosebud by BigChief_164 December 27, 2024

watering the rosebud 

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

watering the rosebud by James Wren May 10, 2004

tickle the rosebud 

Giving anilingus to a female recipient.

Her ass looked so hot in that thong I had to give her a butt-rub and tickle the rosebud.

tickle the rosebud by perv1030 December 18, 2008

water the rosebud 

n. to urinate on one's sexual partner's anus (i.e. piss on their asshole)

ALICE: hey MAN I TOTALLY WATERED SHAYNA'S ASSHOLE I mean ROSEBUD LAST NIGHT, BRAH!
BOB: NOW YOUR PLAYIGN WITH POWER!@!!!
ALICE: REAL ULTIMATE POWER@@@!! FUCK!

water the rosebud by Lance Boyle May 27, 2004

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019