The Roger Roger

When she screams "blast me" and you scream" Roger Roger" just like a battle droid from Star Wars. You blast her so hard that you feel you can penetrate any clone armour in the galaxy.

Girlfriend: Hey babe you wanna have a fun time tonight?
Boyfriend: Sure, I'll give you "The Roger Roger"

by chickenbutternugget June 14, 2017

The Roger Ebert

The act of a standing 69 in which you also penetrate the anal sphincter by giving the "two thumbs down" rating. This may be given in the event of a poor effort regarding the lower half of the standing 69. Or straight boredom. Also can be referred to as simply "The Ebert". Patent pending on the "Ebert and Roper".

Brought the spinner home from the bar. She had the oral ability of a teething todler. In response to her lack of skill during our standing 69 session, I decided to rate her performance by giving the "two thumbs down" rating, thus invoking the Roger Ebert.

by Drunk guys at the bar September 10, 2011

Johnny On The Roger

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.

Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.

by JoeMattKaitEricAlex October 27, 2004

The Roger Nowell

The Roger Nowell is the insertion of a penis in every orifice(hole) on a female body. Or male depending on your sexual preference.
The Roger Nowell has been universally recognised as the number 1. move in seducing a human/animal.

For example, you are walking along minding your own business and you see a girl/boy who catches your eye. What do you do? You go over, start talking, give them a wink and say "Hey, you look like the type of person who would appreciate The Roger Nowell"

by samuelmoore February 1, 2009

The Roger Bannister Club

A collection of people who were able to run a mile (1600 meters) in under 4 minutes. Named after the first man in history to accomplish this task.

When James finished the race and saw his mile time was 3:59, he knew he had joined The Roger Bannister Club

by Phat Phacts November 14, 2019

roger the dog

A polite way of saying "fuck the dog." It describes laziness, indolence, and sloth.

Don't hire that bloke, he'll only hang around and roger the dog for his paycheck.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

roger the shrubber

a main part in monty phthon and the holy grail as he is a shrubber.

(roger the shrubber)"are you saying ni to that old woman" .(king arthur)"uuummm,yes".(roger)"ooohhh what sad times are these when passing ruffeins can say ni at will to old ladies"

by aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr first mate October 28, 2005