the red tape
the red tape by Nate X. August 14, 2006
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the red tape
a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)
Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...
Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*
military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*
Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*
military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*
the red tape by Raven M 203 June 3, 2010
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Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
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Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
cut the red tape by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
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