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The Rat King 

The definition of Rat King is a white male who, when intoxicated, proceeds to vomit all over a piece of furniture. If a piece of furniture is not near, the top of the toilet seat and shower curtain will suffice.
Friend #1: Hey dude, the Rat King has struck again, better get the cleaner.

Friend #2: Shit, couch or bathoom?

Friend #1: Both.

Friend #2: Fucking Rat King
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the rat king 

hey
hi im the rat king
so your nbi?
the rat king by Qwefl June 25, 2023

Wrate The Rat King 

He is a disgusting being. He is king of the rats and he loves gay rat porn. He has every disease that ever existed
Oh God! Run don't let Wrate The Rat King touch you or you'll die!

Dipshit the Rat King 

Me. It’s me stupid.

King/Queen of the Rat Bastards 

1. The lowest of the low lifes. Not deserving of oxygen. An individual who is so despicable that you cannot stand to share your precious oxygen with. Someone who is likely to trash your boyfriend to the point that he breaks up with you and then go after him.

2. An extremely ratty rat bastard.

3. A mofo who is such a waste of time on this earth that they should just go die.

4. Someone who you wish would go to hell.

5. The spawn of the Devil.

6. Somebody that will definitely no doubt in anybodys mind burn in the deepest depths of hell itself.

7. A moron.

8. An ass muncher that should burn in hell.

9. A posing mofo that needs to get a life and stop being a two-faced son of a bitch and a backstabbing asswipe.

10. The biggest of the the rat bastards. This rat bastard is the king/queen of them and is usually overweight or tall and could possibly also be the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. They usually have a destinct rat-like appearance and demeanor.

11. A slutzilla that is a two-faced bitch who gets your boyfriend to break up with you then chases after his sorry no good mofo bitch pussy wiped ass.

12. A whore, skank, skanky bitch ass hoe, hoe, stripper, or someone who has a plethora of STDs. They usually work at a club and are also complete assholes and they sniff sharpies and white-out.

13. A bitch ass hoe skank mofo that whines all the damn time about there worthless life. (We don't care leave us alone!!!!!!)
He/she is King/Queen of the Rat Bastards.

"Hey Cindy! Where's your crown? I thought you were Queen of the Rat Bastards?"

"blank" is the King of the Rat Bastards.

RBs is short for rat bastards.

theratking 

The Rat King is a homeless man in the sewer who has tamed the rats and made them his pets
Boy 1 Did you here about the homeless man
Boy 2 Oh Ye You Mean TheRatKing
theratking by TheSuperRatKing69420 October 22, 2020