the proposal

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

by greenspan November 29, 2012

proposable

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.

That girl is so proposable. She'd make a great mother.

by CC and YY April 7, 2006

Propose

The beginning of the end.

A: "Dude i proposed to my girlfriend"

B: "oh crap!"

by Nass666 November 2, 2009

PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.

I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?

by HomeComic April 19, 2018

proposing

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

by Benchamin February 4, 2014

Propose

To ask another to marry another.

"Did you here that Jerry proposed to Melody?"
"I'm getting married to day. Yea joey proposed to me"
"Dennis loves me. He's gunna propose to me on christmas"

by woahhhsierra420 December 24, 2008

Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous

“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”

by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018