A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.
Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.
Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.
Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!
Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!
Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.
Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!
Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!
by brian July 26, 2005
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There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
There was this priest and a rabbi.
The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
Get the The priest and the rabbi mug.The previous name of the Thrash metal band Lamb of God. They changed their name after the owner of an LA auditorium refused to let them play.
by JACK! December 27, 2005
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Get the Bribing the Priest mug.An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
Get the That's what the priest said. mug.The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.
*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."
Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"
Friend 1: "Ick!"
by Ecclese September 11, 2011
Get the Said the alter boy to the priest mug.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye tapta hai Loray !!!! It means dont teach the priest to do his mother efing Job .
by Ddawg1722 October 21, 2013
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