Definitions by JACK!

walpurgisnatch 

The misspelling of Walpurgisnacht, a satanic holiday.

Teacher: Joey, spell Walpurgisnacht.

Joey: Walpurgisnatch. W-a-l-p-u-r-g-i-s-n-a-t-c-h...

Teacher: You're a dumbfuck.

walpurgisnatch by JACK! January 29, 2006

Walpurgisnacht

The night of April 30th/May 1st. It is the spring equinox. It has traditionally been the a night of magic and satanic gatherings. Magic works best on this night. It is also one of the 3 satanic holidays. The other two being All Hallow's Eve (Halloween) and the individual's birthday.

On Walpurgisnacht I sent a curse to destroy my long time enemy.

Walpurgisnacht by JACK! January 26, 2006

burn the priest 

The previous name of the Thrash metal band Lamb of God. They changed their name after the owner of an LA auditorium refused to let them play.

Burn the Priest is now Lamb of God.

burn the priest by JACK! December 27, 2005