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the pleaser 

when you insert you pointer, middle, and ring fingers into a girls vagina. sometimes causing pain but most of the time extreme pleasure.
dude he used the pleaser on his girl last night and she was screaming his name in no time.

shut the please up 

Bob: hahahhahahahha
Joe: shut the please up
BOB: ok becuase you said please.
shut the please up by Qowoskdmdmd February 22, 2017

Veronica, open the door please 

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission

The Party Pleaser 

The Party Pleaser is a sexual manuever that involves one person getting pounded doggy style while simultaneously fisting one anus with the right fist and one anus with the left and performing either cunnilingus or fellatio on a sexual partner in the front. This technique is most commonly used in gangbangs.
You: Dude, did you see that chick in the porno doing the party pleaser?

Friend: Yeah man, I did. No homo, but we should try that shit.

You: Your crazy dude. Not only does the party pleaser require immense skill but it also requires 5 people. Its only me and you, man. We need 3 others.

Friend: True, I'll hit up those girls we met the other day and see if their tryna make this happen

You: Cool

Justin The Man Pleaser 

-a feeble beta male
- inability to read, struggles with children reading books
-talented at massaging the male prostate with tongue

-Man pleasing abilities allow him to sustain his gay lifestyle
“That justin kid really knows how to eat an ass, he’s such a man pleaser”
“Yeah, they don’t call him Justin the man pleaser for nothing”
Justin The Man Pleaser by Merva October 15, 2021

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen 

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.
Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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