The Picasso

Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.

I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.

The Picasso by FILTHYPIG October 8, 2006

The Picasso

Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.

I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!

The Picasso by mfstan45 October 22, 2019

The Picasso

The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.

“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”

“You absolute degenerate”

The Picasso by Squidgy Testicles November 16, 2019

The picasso

After cumming in a girls back(the canvas). Use your dick (the brush)to draw a picture with the cum, open a pack of glitter and sprinkle it on her back.

When she gets up and the loose glitter falls leaving only the one stuck to your cum you can proceed to apreciate your artwork!

Talk about arts n crafts! I gave this girl "the picasso" once, she liked it so much she got a tattoo of it to make it permanent!

The picasso by Thepicasso July 27, 2017

The Picasso

The act of ejaculating on one of your partners cheeks then dipping the tip of your Johnson in the seman like a paint brush, then drawing a image on the other cheek constantly dipping your man sausage on the other one like a paint palate.

Hey did you here what happend to noelle

No what?
Her dad caught her boyfriend picassoing her face and he joined in

Hmm maybe il try it on Kristina when she passes out from her next alcohol binge

Hey look what I did to billy while he was asleep

O shit you picassoed the fuck out of it !!
Yea I think this is my best work yet -___-

Have you heard of the Picasso?
Hell yea I do it to my sister all the time you should join me next time
Sweet il come over tomorrow to help out

The Picasso by Tx A n T i xT May 29, 2012

The Picasso Defense 

When bad visual artists (the illustrative kind) drop Pablo Picasso's name in the middle of a discussion to defend their lack of skill. The defense is usually made after people suggest problem areas the artists may want to work on- especially anatomy- and typically comes coupled with a phrase like "it's my style." Think of it like Godwin's Law, but for artists.

Artist A: You have some problems with proportions and either draw hands backwards or hide them in characters' pockets/behind their backs. I suggest studying from real people for a while, and even though it sucks, try not to hide them as much. You won't get better at drawing hands if you avoid them. The rest of your stuff looks really good, though. I like the way you shade hair. Great work!

Artist B: Fuck you motherfucker. You think you can tell me what to fucking do?! Did you think for a second that maybe there's nothing wrong with my anatomy? Maybe you're fucking blind but people mess with proportions ALL THE TIME. Not everyone draws realism you dumb shit. My styles just different from what you think is PERFECT AND SUPER WONDERFUL DESU! Pablo Picasso's anatomy wasn't perfect either. He drew ugly abstract shit all the time. Why aren't you complaining about how fucked up HIS anatomy was, huh?! HUH?!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Artist A: Pablo Picasso mastered realism when he was a teenager. He didn't make abstract things because he didn't know how to draw people. He drew them that way purposely after learning anatomy. You have to know the rules before you can break them. Stop using the Picasso defense to justify your flaws. Backwards thumbs and hiding hands isn't a style.

The Picasso Defense by Jakkrobbit August 31, 2013

Picasso'd the toilet 

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

Picasso'd the toilet by DocAshe October 6, 2011