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The ottoman 

Folks prepare yourself. This sexual position involves a male and female who look each other dead in the eyes, and then the proceed to bend over bareassed. They have their butt cheeks touch, and continue to flatuate into each other’s rectums. Once someone finally shits, the not shitee, takes their big toe and rubs it into the shiters shit. It then goes back into the shitters shitter. You then lick your partners elbow.
Wow, Rachael asked if we could do the ottoman last night... I couldn’t say no!!!
The ottoman by Titty slappin hoes February 10, 2018

jump over the ottoman 

A female pickup line indicating a desire to have a threesome with two guys. The girl lays across an ottoman while she is sucking one guy's penis and is being penetrated either vaginally or anally by the other guy. When the two guys switch positions they jump over the ottoman.
"Hey guys! Let's go back to my place and jump over the ottoman."

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026